8/30/2008 08:02:00 AM

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It's Ann Coulter with a figure (and smaller testicles)

Sarah Palin - Another GOP Crony

By the way, unlike the Corsi parody below, this is 100% real.


Read it all for yourself. The "lady" is vile.


This is all straight from the Daily Sitka Sentinel.


Sally Palin fired a man simply because he refused to fire a man who dissed her sister.


Oh, and he didn't share her political views either.

Why am I not surprised?

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8/16/2008 12:42:00 PM

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Jerome Corsi: Child Pornographer?

Is Jerome Corsi a Child Pornographer?



Is Jerome Corsi a child pornographer?

I'm no journalist, and I haven't the resources to research this allegation . . . but someone out there should really check this thing out.

This site has some pretty compelling evidence that the same Jerome Corsi of Unfit for Command, Swift Boats for Truth (sic), and now Obama Nation fame was convicted just five years ago for peddling child porn.

Anyone taking politics seriously should read Jerome Corsi's biography before buying anything else by the man (sic).

This isn't an allegation - just a question. An innocent little question couldn't hurt, regardless how untrue or libelous its implications may be... am I right?

Again, here's the link - Jerome Corsi Bio

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8/04/2008 09:15:00 AM

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Adiós, España

Adiós, España

All good things must come to an end.

Sadly, our trip to Spain has drawn to an end.

No doubt we're sufficiently rejuvenated, but like every other time we've gone to Europe we are returning freshly reminded of the things that distinguish European culture from our own.

For example, where in the USA can a couple of middle-aged foreigners stroll around the center of a city of 2 of 3 million people, at 2 or 3 a.m., without the slightest threat of being mugged, or worse?

Las Ramblas
Along Spain's most famous street, Las Ramblas
Palacio Real in MadridThe streets aren't just figuratively clean in Europe, they're also literally clean.

Typical of everywhere you go in Europe, store managers could be seen sweeping up the areas in front of their businesses. In other spots garbage collectors cleaned up the streets, picked up stray trash, and so forth.&nbsp Little to no litter, anywhere.
Gas is still higher, but not by as much. Smart cars, mopeds, bikes abound.

Of course, like so many other European people, the Spanish walk everywhere. If it's within a couple kilometers, forget about driving. Which meant we saw very few fat asses in Spain.

In fact, with the exception of one very boisterous German couple, the unhealthy looking tourists we could hear spoke a very American sounding dialect of English.
Wishing I'd stop photographing her
Alhambra 1925 - a surprisingly good Spanish beer.But it's not just the walking that keeps our European cousins in better shape than us. The absence of fried food from virtually every menu we looked at (the lone exception being the McDonald's we stepped into one afternoon for McFlurries); the predominance of olive oil, vegetables, and seafood.

And a drink or two per day is also good for the heart, right? Naturally, we did our best to follow that guidance...

But the most striking difference between American and European towns is the collective level of stress evident in people's attitudes.

The first time a stranger talks to you on some random street corner, the American reaction is a defensive one: who is this weirdo, and why is he talking to me? A drunk stranger, laughing hysterically, greets you on the street at 1:30 in the morning... your reaction betrays your citizenship.

In Europe, it's a given that anywhere you go, the natural state of things is an amosphere of friendliness. You probably won't get the same sort of feeling on the streets of Baltimore, Albuquerque, or Cleveland.

But as much as we'd like to live there, we couldn't afford it. Not now. The dollar is ridiculously weak right now, which makes the inflating Euro especially tough to deal with.

So it's back to texas for this sunburnt pair of Barcelona-loving winos.

Yee ha.

Two very happy people in Barcelona.
Sunbaked travelers.

6/27/2008 09:45:00 AM

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MMccCCaaiinn

Resting on his Laurel







"COUNTRY FIRST vs. SELF-SERVING PARTISANSHIP"



McCain's newest strategy is too ironic to be taken seriously.



McCain strategist Steve Schmidt has released the master plan for McCain's 2008 presidential bid: underscore McCain's willingness to sacrifice everything for his principles, while pointing to Obama's "flip flops." The main thrust of this gameplan will focus on McCain's five years as a Prisoner of War.



Are they nuts? If anything, it will serve to remind people that McCain was once a much bigger man than he currently is.



Consider this quick list of easily-proven McCain flip flops:



Torture

Abortion

Gay marriage

Immigration

The Inheritance tax

The Confederate flag

Ethanol

Ethics Reform

The Religious Right

Cuba

How to deal with terrorists

Privatizing Social Security

Ease of "victory" in Iraq

America's "official" language

FISA

Iraq timetable

Oil company profits

Tax cuts



Surely an exhaustive search for issues about which McGrumpy's waffled would contain five times this many subjects.



If this is the best Schmidt can do, the rapture-ublicans are in deep shit.



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6/24/2008 08:32:00 AM

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George Carlin:

George Carlin: Visionary. Comic Genius. Civil Libertarian.



To give you an idea how much Carlin offended the self-righteous right wing, check out these comments by FOX News bloggers:

"He hasn’t been funny since his first appearance on Johnny Carson. Since then, sophomoric at best. He never grew out of the hippie phase. Sad to say, but I won’t miss him for a second."

"George was not funny. Nothing he said had any depth to it. He lived his life in opposition of all that was good and now, sadly, he faces eternity without the God of love he so hated."

"I don’t understand. Please clarify. This man was a known and admitted atheist. He used vile language, and was downright vulgar. Why in Heaven’s name is he so passionately missed and revered?"

"The Gene pool just improved. George will forgotten, but not really missed!"

"I shall not miss his dirty excuss for humor. He showed disreprct for God, Crist and the religions of the world. His next show will be a hot sold out performance, now appearing in hell."

"He finally shut up..Sorry it had to be by death, but I did not like his mouth..Filthy and disgusting."

Funny how hateful the self-righteous can be when they're challenged to examine their own stupidity. These folks, who criticize the left for political correctness, curse a man for speaking his opposition to their fairy tales.

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6/14/2008 07:37:00 AM

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Tim Russert

As Fair as it Got



Tim Russert, 58

Obviously, reporters are used to being labeled 'unfair.' Some of these allegations are accurate, but frequently they're without substantiation. Often little more than rallying cries pundits wield against legitimate reporting. Partisans unable to offer logical criticisms of a journalist's work will typically defer to the tired old "liberal bias" or "media whore" labels.

The most common of these is the "bias" tactic; the right owns this one. Characterized by a selective recollection of the reporter's work, it usually falls apart once fleshed out logically (Bernard Goldberg's [confirmation] Bias is the Rosetta Stone of selective-memory-as-'science'). Most on the right never seem to mind the pseudoscientific nature of their favorite complaint. Then again, most accept the story of Noah's Ark, Lott's wife, and the rest of the Bible's mythology as literally true.

Recently these accusations have arisen from the left, as well. However, due to the difference in thought patterns, these manifest themselves as allegations of corporate sell-outism. I.e. a journalist being 'unfair,' to a liberal, is a "media whore" -- the implication being he or she has traded principles for a fat, corporate news salary. Often, as in the case of Dick Morris, it's an accurate description. But in some instances the characterization stems from critics' fundamental inability to discern between reporting and editorializing.

Mr. Russert caught it from both ends. Those on the right unable to find a hole in Russert's work would pull out the "liberal bias" card; those on the left who confused his reporting with editorializing loved to call him a "media whore."

In reality, however, he was neither. Tim Russert was as fair as it got.

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6/08/2008 02:05:00 AM

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Mooooooooo

FOX News: Hillary "Mad Cow" Clinton

Have you noticed the preponderance of Mad Cow stories running on the banner below the image of Senator Clinton?

What a petty little organization, that.



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6/03/2008 12:38:00 PM

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Confirmation Bias and the future "we told you it shoulda been Hillary" forecast





Confirmation Bias

Before 9/11, my online efforts were largely directed at battling pseudoscience, like the crap spewed by religious zealots claiming to have disproved evolutionary theory, or the dime-a-dozen ‘Grand Unifying Theories’ by hack theoretical “physicists” claiming to have resurrected some pre-Einsteinian model of time. So when I caught the political bug in 2001, I was already intimately familiar with people unable to escape their own cognitive biases.

The phenomenon of Confirmation Bias is the psychological mechanism whereby a person only tends to notice stuff that supports what that person already believes, and tends to overlook evidence that contradicts what he or she believes. It’s a mindset all scientists must learn to overcome; an obstacle to objective evaluation folks who believe in things like Astrology, UFOs, and Bigfoot apparently cannot overcome.

Numerous neocons are enslaved by this mental mechanism. In fact, for a long time, the more I studied the right wing mouthpieces, the more I became convinced being incapable of seeing around one’s own biases tends to make a person conservative.

(There are just as many ascientific nut jobs on the left who've proved this idea wrong.)

One of the first targets of my “satire” was Bernard Goldberg’s book “Bias.” That rag was one of the most obvious cases of Confirmation Bias I’ve ever seen (yes, I bought and read the whole thing without barfing once). Goldberg’s "Bias" may as well have been called “Stuff I Remember Noticing.” In my spoof I presented a Shepard Smith review of the book with excerpts. (I recently resurrected the “satirical” piece here.)

As I mentioned above, unfortunately there are those on the left just as enslaved to their cognitive biases. Wackos like the WTC conspiracy theorists. The nut jobs who believe in astral projection. And many of Hillary Clinton’s supporters (though if the tables were turned - i.e., if Obama were on the brink of losing the nomination - many his supporters would be just as incapable of rational thought).

Regardless who our nominee is this fall, if that person loses to McCain, supporters of the alternative Democratic choice . . . those who cannot overcome their own cognitive biases . . . will scream, “See? We told you so! We nominated the wrong candidate!”

But that's not our big obstacle at this moment. Our primary focus at this time is to keep these cognitive-bias-saddled Hillary supporters from destroying our opportunity before we win. We don't need to pull a GOP-esque self-fulfilling prophecy.

Sean Insanity, Rush Limbaugh, Bill Orally and the rest of the right wing ascientific bunch continuously point to a handful of media figures as "liberal." Amazingly, many Clinton and Obama supporters point to these same, exact people as "pro-GOP" or "media whores." If you're not sure who on the left are incapable of thinking rationally --of seeing around their own cognitive biases-- a good starting point is these people. Coppage, for example, (the Bartcop guy) has let many of us down, revealing his own inability to see around his confirmation biases. Showing us his IQ really is just south of the Forrest Gump range.

If the GOP somehow wins this fall, convincing Clinton supporters their candidate would’ve been equally vulnerable to the Swift Boating job by Faux News et al will be like trying to convince Bible thumpers to take a rational view of evolutionary theory.

But that scenario will only become a reality if we let the ascientific, irrational sorts prevail. There are numerous, logical Clinton supporters out there. Let's hope they keep a lid on the idiotic fringes who cannot overcome their cognitive biases.

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6/02/2008 01:00:00 PM

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Notch another deployment on the belt

"We Report . . .

About one-fifth the news everyone else reports

(...that’s all we can talk about without reminding you the GOP is in trouble)."



It's awesome to be back with my family.

It's great to be home.

The back yard barbecue we had today was sheer joy. And it didn't take much suds to lift my spirits. My beer tolerance needs some work. Think I'll spend a good portion of my R&R time working on that...



It's always interesting to jump back into the "real world" after being gone for a significant chunk of time. The only TV news I got while deployed was FOX News (sic). My observations, therefore, should come as no surprise:



Ted Kennedy has an inoperable brain tumor? FNC didn't tell me this. I guess it's not "newsworthy" in their petty little minds. Apparently this was big news two weeks ago. That is, newsworthy to every news outlet except Rupert Murdoch's pile of shit.



Scott McClellan has published a book. Some sort of minor thing, you know, which suddenly seemed a lot bigger once I arrived home. And saw the real news networks.



Gasoline rose by 75 cents during my deployment. Of course I was aware of this, from conversations with my wife. But it didn't sink in until I saw it with my own eyes. Holy sheep feces. And it's supposed to inflate by another dollar over the summer. Joy.



I did learn a few things while watching nothing but FOX. When Dick Morris opines, his bottom lip moves in more directions than Mitt Romney's stance on abortion. Alan Colmes is more poised when he argues with Sean Insanity than I remember, though he still gets bitch-slapped occasionally. Mediocre comics with right-leaning political stances have established a late-night FNC show called the "Idiot Zone" or something.



What else, oh -- FOX News is petrified of Obama. Shemp Hannity is hilarious with his "Obama has connections with communist radicals" spin. And his "Hannity's America" show is hilariously dumb. Apparently, according to Shemp, Obama used to hang out with the Unabomber. Or something equally fabricated.



FNC wanted to get Hillary nominated, and tried for several weeks, until it became clear that's not going to happen. At this point they started asking "should Hillary run as an independent?" Ha!



I never heard a thing about Reverend Hagee. Not once in six months. You know, John McCain's Reverend Wright. Oh . . . I saw plenty about Reverend Wright, and some white Priest mocking Hillary Clinton. But Hagee – nothing. Now that I’m back in the real world, I’ve seen the Hagee clips and WOW.



None of this really comes as a surprise, but it's noteworthy.



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On "our" side of the political fence, I've noticed my friend Bartcop acting inexplicably anti-Obama. Calls Rachel Maddow "Olbermann's toady" and thinks a McCain win will "prove" Hillary should've run instead of Obama. Maybe his IQ really is 60.



Speaking of Olbermann, he's getting fat. Not extremely so, just enough for someone gone for a half a year to notice. But he's still fighting the good fight, so I say lecture on O Jolly Man.



Rachel Ray has porked up as well, and seems to have aged about ten years. The scarf ad looked like the Rachel I remembered; her "mainstream" cooking show - on the other hand - looks like it's hosted by an older sister on Prednizone or something.



Huffingtonpost.com has made some improvements to their comments feature, Stephanie Miller still rules the airwaves, eBay sucks donkeys dicks (though I use it for beer can images... heh heh), snopes.com is just as silly as ever, Daily Kos still kicks ass, and YouTube still proves a valuable resource for SHIT I JUST DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT.



One last thing - how is "morning joe" without anyone named Joe? Is Scarborough - an embarrassment to many of us Pensacolians - so powerful an NBC employee these days that he can take huge chunks of time off while his staff continues to run his namesake morning show in his absence?















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12/30/2007 02:22:00 PM

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Billow not crossing his T's again

Maybe his vibrator was still on

Who in the hell is Rod Seiger?





According to this retard, an actor



Don't know the date from the repeat O'Reilly show I stumbled across, but in it he's condescendingly hosting a "Culture Quiz" with contestants Steve Doofus and some blonde woman.

Anyway, as Orally asks the question, you see a scene from the 1950s movie "On the Waterfront" with Rod Steiger and Marlon Brando. After Doocey and the blonde lady correctly answer the question (about Brando), Billow interjects his own, supplemental trivia question: Who was the other actor we just saw . . . next to Marlon Brando?

Doocey guesses "Karl Malden" (yes, Doocey is fucktard), and the woman hazards no guess. The answer, as I indicated above, is Rod Steiger.

But here comes the punch line: obviously this wasn't a programmed question, as I gleefully witnessed during O'Reilly's proud pronouncement to his stumped guests:

"ROD SEIGER"

Bwah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

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10/27/2007 10:49:00 AM

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Beware of the Big Dog

The wack jobs even have Bill Clinton rebuking them.



Big bad Bill can tolerate a lot of shit - but the truly ridiculous will get his goat every time.

Especially when it makes the left wing look as stupid as the right wing.

How much embarrassment are these knuckleheads trying to spread across the left swath of the political yard?

I'm feeling it - how about you?

Remember when we used to be the logical ones?



I used to take pride in the fact our side of the political spectrum was the more discerning, rational group. You know, the thinkers. We could look at religion, superstition, or other manifestations of the foolishness of the right, and – through logic – demonstrate just how idiotic our political foes were.



But this growing group of left wing nutbags stupidly insisting 9/11 was an “inside job” have shown the world there are more types of illogical boobs than just those on the religious right.



If confronted by a creationist, how in the hell could one of these 9/11 conspiracy theorists expect to be taken seriously when he or she applied “logic” to the evolution/creationism argument?



If you're one who honestly believes this 9/11 conspiracy stuff, but have the courage to objectively examine the evidence, please take an objective gander at the information on this site.



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10/27/2007 07:59:00 AM

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Red State changes its name to sore pussy



HA!

The neocons are afraid of speech, and - once again - have banned those who don't precisely agree with them.

No news here - most of us with at least a foot in reality understand the radical righties are petrified of rationale.

But it's pretty funny.

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10/24/2007 11:49:00 AM

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Check your whorl

Sooner or later the right wing will have to acknowledge that genetics - not personal choice - define a person's sexuality.
























(Click on the image for details)


Since reading the articles on
that hair whorl thing, I can't help but notice the whorls on those heads around me. After all, this is military world, and we're all walking around with short hair - makes it easy to see another fella's whorl.

And when I caught a glimpse of Neil Cavuto's counterclockwise whorl, it struck me - these closeted right wingers are very close to being outed! Ha!


In fact,

















I have nothing against homosexuality. Sure, I've poked fun at it, and would be initially bothered to learn a loved one was gay. But I'd be equipped to cope with such a thing: I'm intellectually and emotionally able to recognize the fact that sexuality is not a matter of choice.

What more traitorous thing could a person do than deny himself? We already know the GOP is full of traitors --- and I can't wait for the day when most of the world realizes what we political junkies already know:

The loudest corners of the anti-gay political world are filled with homosexuals.

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9/24/2007 07:12:00 AM

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He admitted what?

Why General Petraeus said, "I Don't Know."

General Petraeus











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The Political Tool is Embarrassed at Being a Political Tool

He may be the second most powerful player in our deployed military, but General Petraeus has been made a pawn by President Bush. The recognition of -- and reaction to -- this fact is what motivated him to say he doesn't know whether the war in Iraq is making America any safer.

In response to Senator Warner's question General Petraeus could have said any number of things. And, he may have actually been considering this answer:

"I personally think so."

In fact, I bet General Petraeus was tempted to offer his opinion. Torn between "I personally think so" and "I don't know."

Whether or not the former would've been a lie was not the primary reason he chose the latter. In fact, although it might have been an honest response for him to say, "I personally believe so," General Petraeus responded "I don't know" because the spectacle of being a political device disgusted him.

I'm betting something like the following ran through his mind during those dramatic moments between Warner's question and his answer:

1. A simple "Yes" would be a blatantly political response.
2. I am not supposed to be a political figure.
3. In order to conceal the political nature of my response, I might qualify "Yes" with an "in my opinion..."
4. No, that won't work, because even if I qualify my answer as my own, personal opinion, it will be a political response, and that fact will not escape the American public.
5. As I am not supposed to be a political tool, I'll stick to the military role...

"Sir, I believe this is indeed the best course of action to achieve our objectives in Iraq."

(Warner repeats the question)

1. I am a political pawn. This is bullshit. I can't stand by and let this miserable president ruin my legacy.

"Sir, I don't know actually."

This is not to say General Petraeus realized his role as political pawn at the moment Warner questioned him. Obviously he's no dummy.

But I don't think he knew the question was coming, and may have even, for a split second, thought, "how dare they?" In the seconds that followed the question, he undoubtedly recognized Warner's motives were much more honorable than anything pre-scripted by the Bush regime. Maybe the sight of another decent Republican before him motivated him to choose "I don't know."

Remember: "I don't know" and "I think so" are not mutually exclusive, and could both be honest answers.

Having spent so much of my life around very decent, intelligent military professionals, I tend to think the best of people like General Petraeus. Just as most people are decent, so are most military folks.

Some of us recognized it earlier, but the majority of men and women in uniform see the administration for what it really is.



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9/23/2007 04:34:00 AM

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I continue to shamelessly plug.... er, advertise the Lewd Larry thing



Lewd Larry and his self-loathing, denial-city homo repugnant buds.