When the Going Gets Tough, the Conservative Resigns.




Like this guy.













And this guy.
























And these guys.










On the other hand, when the tough man is knocked down, he gets back up and faces his opponents...




"Winners never quit and quitters never win."

-Vincent Lombardi





Speaking of FOOTBALL and politics, if you're like me you often think of political cartoons, but lack the ability to draw. So keep that in mind when checking out my nifty Paintbrush.exe 'toon about the Michael Vick saga:



















And last, but certainly not least...


LARRY CRAIG NABBED IN MEN'S ROOM SOLICITING UNDERCOVER POLICEMAN!















In case you don't already know, Craig is one of those repugnant conservatives who rabidy bashes homosexuals and lobbies for the "protection" of marriage. Moreso than your typical Sean Retarditty - you know, the stuff self-loathing, totally-in-denial homosexuals do to compensate for their desperately unwanted yet totally innate "perversion." Like Matt Drudge, Michael Savage, Arthur Finkelstein, Ken Mehlman, and Rush Limbaugh.


You know, all those guys in the Homosexual Mafia.


Bwah ha ha ha ha ha ha !!!!!




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