10/11/2008 02:38:00 PM

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The Troopergate Verdict:
Is Sarah Palin Guilty or Not Guilty?


The quick answer -

She's guilty on count 1, not guilty on count 2.

For a deeper perspective, a primer is apparently needed (even some guy claiming to be a lawyer on Daily Kos muddled the report's findings).

SO here it is, as simple as I can make it:


THE PLAYERS:

Sarah Palin
Walt Monegan
(Commissioner/Palin's subordinate/Wooten's boss)
Michael Wooten (State Trooper/Palin's ex brother-in-law)

CHARGE ONE:

Palin illegally pressured Monegan to fire Trooper Wooten (Monegan refused).

CHARGE TWO:

Palin subsequently illegally fired Monegan for refusing to fire Wooten.

STATUS: GUILTY

By pressuring Monegan to fire Wooten, Palin violated Alaska Statute 39.52.110(a).  She did not have the right to fire Wooten, nor to have him fired, and therefore is guilty of abusing her powers.

STATUS: NOT GUILTY

Palin's motives for firing Monegan are irrelevant.  Whether the ugly divorce between her sister and brother-in-law Wooten shaped her decision to fire Monegan, she did have the right to fire Monegan at will.

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10/11/2008 12:31:00 PM

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AK State Legislator, Lyda Green, Could Move to Impeach Sarah Palin


Lyda Green may be motivated to -- and appears to have the power to -- impeach Palin.


The Alaska state legislature is headed up by the woman you see here - Lyda Green.  As Senate President, Ms. Green could initiate impeachment hearings against Sarah Palin (check out Section 20).  You know, the "lady" who has just been found guilty of abusing her power.

Would Lyda Green be moved to impeach Palin?  Watch the video in my previous entry for the obvious answer.  It'll be a beautiful, poetic-justice sort of day if Ms. Green moves in this direction.

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10/11/2008 10:35:00 AM

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McCain's VP Metastasis
Sarah Palin has been found guilty of abusing her powers.
Is anyone really surprised?

McCain's cancerous VP pick found guilty of abuse of power




Sweet Bundt cake, is this ticket a massive train wreck . . .


Funny, but didn't McCain once refer to another female politican as "The Bitch"?




What goes around, comes around, eh?


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10/11/2008 01:50:00 AM

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McCain's Logical Fallacies

- Pseudo-Scientific "Proof" That Will Only Appeal to Idiots -

Professor Marcello Truzzi coined the expression Extraordinary claims require extraordinary proof.  Carl Sagan popularized the slogan, a simplifying of the sentiment expressed by Hume and LaPlace in the 18th century: if you tell a tall tale, you need tall proof.

This slogan is familiar among skeptics who regularly challenge pseudo-scientific wackos to "put up or shut up."  If you want the claim to be taken seriously that a UFO landed in your back yard, you'd better have more than some kicked-up dirt to show for it.

The Truzzi axiom should also be familiar to Obama supporters.  If I were a pundit, I'd repeat it constantly: extraordinary claims require extraordinary proof - put up or shut up.  McCain's claim that Obama is closely associated with terrorists is supported by no more than the predictably ordinary evidence that Obama had a couple minor encounters with a shady character or two.  Nothing more compelling than standard political encounters due to simple geographic proximity.

But pseudoscientist McCain isn't done just yet.  Today he's attaching a "challenge" to his extraordinary claims: prove us wrong... prove Obama is not closely tied to radical terrorists.  Naturally, this challenge is as logically flawed as the basic claim itself, since you can't prove a negative.  It's Logic 101.

If I claimed somewhere on Earth there exists a unicorn, I'd be nuts to expect the rest of the world to prove me wrong.  But this is exactly what McCain's doing - instead of "proving" Obama's a radical, Muslim-sympathizing, terrorist-loving, Manchurian candidate, he's challenged Obama to prove otherwise.

But we shouldn't be too concerned this appeal to pseudologic will change the minds of many voters.  Like everything else about McCain/Palin's recent efforts, their "terrorist" claims and embracing of negative proof will only be blindly accepted by the most neanderthal of the neocon voter base.  You know, the same logically-challenged bunch of cretins who believes the Bible is wholly and literally true.

While most Americans probably don't know who Truzzi was, most understand the extraordinary maxim in their bones.  And most understand the absurdity of looking for negative proof.

McCain is in a nosedive, and I'm loving every minute of it.

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10/09/2008 11:39:00 AM

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Robert Gibbs Bitch-Slaps Hannity



Dude, this is awesome.

Andy Martin, to which Hannity devoted one of his shows, has called Israelis "Slimy Jews" and thinks the Holocaust was a good idea.

"You'll admit you're anti-semitic?"

HA!

I bet Hannity had to change his drawers afterwards.

Like Rachel Maddow said tonight, Gibbs didn't do anything superhuman. He remained calm, stated his case numerous times, and never let the poodle nipping at his pant leg bark louder than he.

Shemp Hannity was rightly BITCH-SLAPPED.

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10/08/2008 11:57:00 AM

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Get Ready for the 60s

Obama is the steady hand. McCain is the drunk driver.

Obama's debate victory will move his lead in erstwhile battleground states into the high fifties, and even -- possibly -- into the sixties.

This debate was not a "game changer" at all. In fact, Obama won hands down.

Not to mention McCain was creepy, jittery, and condescendingly referred to Obama as "that one."

And what was the "gold capped Cadillac" thing. Did he mean to say "gold toothed-Cadillac jockey"?

Bottom Line: get ready for the 60s.

In at least one battleground state, Obama's lead will hit very close to 60. This week.

I'm loving this. Every single minute of it.

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10/06/2008 11:50:00 AM

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"I see your Ayers, and raise

you the Keating Five"




Saw it on Politico.

About fucking time.

Not to mention McCain's association with the US Council for World Freedom.

If Obama whips that baby out, it's over!

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10/03/2008 11:53:00 AM

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Reverse Sexism: Palin's Milieu

- How can women stomach this crap? Palin's delivery is Fran Drescher meets Gidget. It's the ugliest piece of the reverse-elitism card she plays. And she plays it often.

Just imagine if a man running for Vice President, during the singular VP debate of an election, used phrases like:
  • "You betcha!"
  • "Yer darn right!"
  • "Joe Six-Pack"
  • "That's fer sure"

And so on.

(By the way, I'm looking forward to Tina Fey bringing down the house with more direct quotes from Palin's own lines.)

Among its other ills, sexism claims women aren't to be taken as seriously as men. If a woman says something profound, it must be a lie, or she must be a liberal. But if a woman can deliver a serious line while keeping the bimbo persona intact, well, that's a different story altogether.

No doubt Palin's performance tickled the hard right - it was obviously programmed to do so. But I think the reserve sexism angle will bother more women than it comforts.

Won't surprise me if most women come away from the debate with a lower opinion of Palin. Time will very soon tell.

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10/03/2008 07:38:00 AM

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Desperation Move
     


Palin acts exactly as the press says she acts.
And the GOP knows it.

The GOP has raised expectations for tonight's VP debate, touting Palin's pit bull personality. According to politico.com, the Alaskan witch-free governor is poised to "go after" Joe Biden tonight. Something about his gaffes, foreign policy decisions, and 2007 campaign against other Democratic candidates.

Is this a ploy to frighten Biden? Of course not. It is a ploy, yes. But not one directed at Joe Biden.

It's directed at Palin herself.

Palin is so moldable, so coachable, and so devoid of genuine self-deprecation, that she can only "kick ass" tonight if she's been properly brainwashed into thinking she'll "kick ass" tonight.

GOP strategists are capitalizing on the realization Palin mirrors the expectations she's subjected to. Her increasingly poor performances in (non-Shemp Hannity) interviews illustrate this perfectly:
  • She was expected by many to perform poorly with Charlie Gibson
  • She did perform poorly
  • All over the news: Palin performed poorly
  • Polls react - Grampy McSame/Caribou Barbie popularity plummet
  • Palin sees the news; sees the polls, and so...
  • The next time around, with Couric, she does even worse

And so the GOP realized Palin does what the press says she does. Problem? Not if they can use the press to take advantage of this fact.

Now you know why, after spending the past few days pouring confidence into the shallowest of pools, GOP strategists have "leaked" the story that their candidate is poised to thrash Joe Biden tonight.

By "warning" the press of Palin's imminent attacks on Biden, they're molding/coaching Palin into the pit bull they hope to see tonight.

Incredibly, this proves Palin is weaker -- intellectually -- than Bush. She's no good at the lowered expectations game; the GOP's only move is to play her up beforehand. Risky business. Even W was able to famously exploit the phenomenon of lowered expectations in 2000.

But Palin's so concerned about her image the GOP has nothing else to do than brainwash her, then tell the press she's in top form, and hold their breath for 90 minutes.

Yet another "Hail Mary" pass by the McCain campaign.

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9/28/2008 02:51:00 AM

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WHY OBAMA WON

Three clear reasons why Obama won last night's presidential debate:



1: McCain Scared to Face Obama.

No psych degree required here - McCain is either afraid of what he'll say if he looks at Obama (think 'watch it, you uppity colored boy'), or just flat-out afraid of Obama himself.

Only today are pundits really talking about this - maybe I should be on TV.  As I watched it live, McSame's inability to face Obama was his most obvious mistake, in my view.

(Incidentally, some right wingers are spinning McCain's behavior as "measured indifference" -- not a particularly insightful spin, considering McCain's camp is trying like to hell to paint Obama as an elitist.  Whatever indifference McCain may have conveyed was anything but 'measured.')



2: Obama Comfortable; McCain? Not So Much

Again, no advanced degree in studying human behavior required.  Grampy McSame was clearly antsy; Obama was visibly relaxed.  McCain's attempts at humor seemed strained, whereas Obama's reactions to ridiculous claims by McCain -- like when he compared Obama to Bush (which is still funny today) -- were genuine, but reserved chuckles.  Obama was apparently having a good time.



3: Obama Versed on Foreign Policy

Once the financial angle on the USA's global standing ended, the conversation shifted to more conventional foreign policy matters.  This was supposed to be McCain's strength.

Instead, Obama played him to a stalemate in a game of differing foreign policy approaches.

Today, many on both sides are grumbling their candidates weren't aggressive enough.  McCain, though obviously grumpy, did not "go for the jugular" (as neocons would've liked); Obama was too conciliatory, allowing McCain to "get away" with plenty of exaggerations, mischaracterizations, and even saying McCain was "right" about at least five points.

But political fans who complain about their candidates' diluted attitudes are either freshmen, or not very astute.  Holding candidates back the first go-around is what successful campaigns do.  Both camps "held back" last night... purposely so.

Holding back is the filter through which both campaigns are gauging poll reactions.  If the numbers show McCain's moments of "mean guy" reactions worked, then he'll be much meaner next time around.  Likewise, if polls show Obama's coolness was counterproductive, he'll be more aggressive the next time around.  This is all part of how experienced campaigns work.

The advantage in holding back for the first debate is Obama's.  He's a level-headed guy by nature.  McCain - not even close.  He's a hot head.  We all know that.

It's exactly why he looked so uncomfortable last night.  And it's why he lost to Obama.

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WHY OBAMA WON

9/20/2008 01:42:00 AM

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Blacks Against Obama?

(A handful of) Afro-Cubans (try to) Steal the Show



If you didn't see it, several Cubans stood up during Barack Obama's speech today in Coral Gables, Florida, with anti-Obama signs reading "Blacks Against Obama" etc.

Obama handled it brilliantly, even dishing out the dismissive "See ya," when guards escorted the Black Latinos out of the arena.

Supreme poise.

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9/17/2008 08:25:00 AM

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Wasilla, Alaska Native Johnston is a Sex Offender

Wasilla, AK Resident Johnston:

the Sex Offender (Part 2)
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I was hoping the possible linkage between Levi Johnston and Ryan Johnston (see previous post, below) would get some attention. Apparently I just don't have the visibility. Bummer.

No biggie. I'll keep yelling until someone notices.

Oh, there's more juice left in this little tomato! The address given by Ryan Johnston (Wasilla, Alaska Sex Offender - again, see below) is only half a mile away from Levi Johnston's home.

Check it -


Ryan Johnston's home is half a mile from Levi Johnston's home.
Aint the internet neat?


Oh sure, the town of Wasilla is small, and so half a mile may not be very much.
But remember, this is Alaska: land of small populations with lots and lots of land. It's no surprise even a tiny town like Wasilla occupies quite a breadth of real estate:


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If it turns out that one of Levi Johnston's relatives is this registered sex offender, there can be no way the BFEE can steal this one. And I'll gloat for years to come.


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9/13/2008 11:58:00 AM

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Wasilla, Alaska resident named Johnston is a Registered Sex Offender.


Is Levi Johnston's cousin a sex offender?


Any resemblance?


I've never lived in a really small American town, and so I don't know how common common (sic) surnames like "Johnston" are in these inbred sorts of communities.


But I do know there's a 22 year old registered sex offender from Wasilla, Alaska named Johnston. His full name is Ryan Edward Johnston, and it looks like he could easily be related to Levi "fuckin' redneck" Johnston. You know, that charming sperm donor who knocked up "Non Blinking" Sarah Palin's righteous Christian daughter.


You can check out the Alaskan Sex Offender Registry here.


Of course, if it turns out there is a relationship between this sex offender and Levi Johnston, it won't matter to the Ann Coulters of the world. They've rationalized Bristol's belly bomb away; they'd do the same with this news.


Man oh man, the crap I've been hearing about Bristol Palin for two weeks now (keep in mind, I work with right wing nutjobs). "Well, everyone knows a family who's had to deal with the dilemma of an over-eager teenage daughter!" they chime. "It's real common these days - certainly something most families are dealing with..."


Makes Rump Leakage 's logical leaps seem mild.


Seriously, I hate to beat a dead horse, but if the presence of a pregnant, unwed child in the family can be so easily rationalized, so could a good ol' sex offender.


"Well, everyone knows a sex offender. It's real common these days - certainly something most families are dealing with. It just shows she's one of us..."


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9/12/2008 11:40:00 AM

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"Bush 'Dock-Trin' ?"
(They never told me about that...)


Although I'd love to have heard/seen her answer to the Bridge to Nowhere lie, I was pretty happy after the tidbits of this interview ABC aired tonight. I can't imagine those but the most rabid Ann Coulter types were impressed by this interview.


First - the 'not blinking' thing. Do you think she'll repeat this line? I hope so, because not only does it show she's more adolescent boy than sane mother, but America will see a "non-blinking attitude" as 100% George Bush.
Another non-blinker
Secondly... WOW was she smarmy and manipulative.
"Charlie" "Charlie" "Charlie"
If you're my waiter, and try that "kneel and act like you're my buddy" crap at some point during the meal, your tip just got cut in half. I say "thanks, but no thanks" to patronizing BS. What we saw in the Charlie Gibson interview was Palin doing that waiter/waitress "kneel and act like my buddy" shit.
This cutesy act may not strike some at first, but the more they see Palin do it, the more everyone will catch on. Not only it she a manipulator, but she doesn't think you'll notice it.
Third... she can't say NUCLEAR... HA. The "nuculer" caught me off guard. (Incidentally, someone please find that 2002 "new clear" cartoon I did and send it to me. It showed Karl Rove trying to teach W how to properly pronounce "nuclear" by turning the word into "new-clear").
Nuculer
Nuculer
Nuculer
It's like Beetlejuice. Maybe after so many repetitions they'll disappear.
But the highlight of the clips shown on ABC this evening was her inability to answer the Bush Doctrine question.
Dude, I'm an uneducated, enlisted man - younger than Palin (ok, not by much) - and I know what the "Bush Doctrine" is.
Whew.... okay. Okay.
Palin is like candy. Initially everyone on the right is all, "wow - this is GREAT!" but it won't take long before many will go "OK, seriously, do we want this psycho a septegenarian heartbeat away from the nuc-yoo-ler button?"
LOLOLOLOLOLLLLL!!!!