11/24/2008 06:36:00 AM
Charlat An recommends you visit my "best of" pages.
Hard to believe it's been eight years since I started this page. Even harder to believe --I once cranked out respectable portions of actual satire.
SO, since I'm getting very short (about to deploy for 12 months), and may not be able to touch this site for awhile, I'll link to some of this site's past highlights...
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11/22/2008 08:38:00 AM
Driving home from work today, scrolling through the (mostly conservative) poli-talk available from the satellite feed, and FOX News tells me a nasty bit of malware called Agent BTZ is currently infecting DoD computer systems. Not your typical spyware, this thing got past the firewall, and it seems the experts are baffled at it.
I knew the story's details already, but here's the thing: when I heard this, I nearly ran off the road - because IT'S CLASSIFIED INFORMATION. That is, it was classified information.
Until FOX News reported it.
Afer unwinding this afternoon, I ran an internet news search. Not surprisingly, dozens of news outlets have reported the gory details of Agent.BTZ for all the world to read.
Thanks Fucks news. Why do you guys hate America?
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11/15/2008 08:13:00 AM
Funny how the "liberal" media only get the facts wrong when they echo Shemp Hannity talking points.
Just who is this clown Lee Cowan, and how is it his "investigative journalism" passes for anything but sloppy guesswork, or sheer laziness? This story had been debunked days before Cowan reported it here, by Norm Coleman's own lawyers.
I made the wrong career choice. Apparently "investigative" journalists don't really have to do anything but read from weeks-old cue cards.
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11/13/2008 09:05:00 AM
In response to Rump Leakage 's recent blathering (specifically, his claim that the failing economy is Obama's fault), many will rightfully point out that it doesn't matter today nearly as much as it did two weeks ago what Limbaugh says (I refrain from using 'think,' as not even a drug addled gasbag would believe such a stupid assertion). But an analysis into this reaction by the left wing shows us it's more than a swipe at the ass-boil-having simpleton. It's more than a quick & easy dismissal of Limbaugh; his irrelevance is, in fact, the very reason he's acting dumber than usual. Limbaugh & his lemmings are a cancer on the GOP. They are single-handedly responsible for bringing the GOP to the point of ridicule we on the left currently relish. Now that the GOP has had its proverbial ass handed to it, more and more on the right are recognizing this. Thus, Limbaugh's sudden self-awareness.
Rump and the rest of the micropenis wing of the GOP were run out of town early during the primary season. The addition of Palin - a move obviously made to appeal to Limbaugh et al - was immediately recognized by the sensible right (Peggy Noonan, George Will, etc.) as a huge blunder. The filth the GOP had rid itself of had returned to the ticket, and even Noonan was caught on tape saying, "It's over."
As an individual, Rush Limbaugh is suddenly the albatross around the GOP's neck.
As a movement, Limbaugh-style radio is a pterodactyl (read: extinct bird) around the party's neck.
Enjoy your plunge into obscurity, Comedian Rush Limbaugh!!!
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