What? Now I've got to add someone else to my Homosexual Mafia page?

In case you haven't heard, a Marine recently lauded by Shemp Hannity, CharlatAnn Coulter, and Billow Really is actually a gay porn star!

This guy kinda looks dirty and gay...

The rapture-ublicans are getting hilariouser and hilariouser by the minute! Sooooo very perceptive these clowns.

I'm telling you - the sooner the left sees how absurd the right wing talk machine is, the sooner they'll stop cowering in fear every time idiots like O'Reilly yell at them.

@#$@#$@#$@#$@#$@#$@#$@

Can you imagine Shemp Retarditty talking Sanchez up at the family dinner table the night of his encounter with the Corporal? Picture Shemp's poor family, smiling and nodding at his every platitude, his obtuse string of grade-school descriptions. "Such a great American. He's really smart. And really, really a great man. A handsome man with a really really great future. An absolute hero..."

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!