Reality: Barack Obama has won the Nobel Peace Prize.

FOX News? Yet another stinkin' Democrat has won the Nobel Peace Prize.

You know, the prize republicans love to pretend they've been nominated to win. Except when they're pretending to detest it so mightily.

Case in point: Mark "the slight one" Levin, who regularly lends hannity a third brain cell, "nominated" Rump Leakage for the Nobel Peace Prize via some outfit called Landmark or some such insipid milquetoast crap.

Levin half-assed a memo with the Landmark nom attached, and submitted to . . . who knows? The deed was done - Limbaugh had been nominated by another human for the Peace Prize. Freepers, dittoheads, and other short-bus regulars were ecstatic.

Unfortunately for the rarely informed right, the act of one person associating "I herewith nominate Rush Limbaugh for the Nobel Peace Prize..." with a nifty-sounding organizational's namesake no more constitutes an de jure NPP nomination than writing the same memo on a roll of toilet paper.

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