Traditional iconoclast. Eternally creative, master of mediocrity. Marginally exceptional. Concisely loquacious; pretentiously unassuming. Baby-Boomer with a Greatest Generation physique and a Generation Y libido.
A man of very, very few words. King of all trades; Jack of none. Honorably disingenuous, down-to-earth bullshit artist. Sinister exaggerator with a modest bravado. Progressive libertarian with a steeled sensitivity. Bleeding heart military veteran. All-original, trite & contrived, honestly duplicitous bastion of mundane originality.
Decidedly anti-Republican military/DoD professional since 1986.
And don't forget humble. I'm all about the world-class humility up here.
Southern accents are funny when written phonetically.
Move along now.
Nothing to see here.
Move along.