11/11/2009 10:54:00 AM

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Marines: forever making educated Americans cringe

Not a keen mind in this one
Semper Puerilis.


Allow me to drop my liberal mindset, assume the Devil's Advocate role, and engage in some stereotyping for a moment:


Marines are the very reason our military has such a tough time overseas. Nations tolerating our presence in their sovereign lands, and the jar heads are raping preteen girls, mooning local politicians, sucker-punching waiters, flipping off royalty, and hitting CHRISTIAN PRIESTS OVER THE HEAD WITH TIRE IRONS.


Oh sure, that last one happened in our country. I'm sure that's a comfort to the Greek Orthodox church.


And I realize it's not just the marines doing these idiotic things to foreigners. But many do not, and the USMC will now have to deal with an already diminishing collective self-esteem in light of most people's impressions of Privates Pyle, Joker and Cowboy.


Why would the USMC be experiencing self-esteem issues?


For years many have rationalized this behavior by saying the best recipe for ground combat elites consists of a heaping tablespoon of psychosis (the remainder being an ounce of stupidity, teaspoon of ignorance, and a sprinkling of abnormal brain chemistry). Actually, this old formula has never been the best, but the cheapest, route to disposable heroes.


And it might have worked when we faced enemies who didn't want to die. But this terrorism shit has changed the stakes. As tragic as it might be, the ultimate sacrifice by a G.I. pales in comparison to the enemy who intentionally blows himself up in the name of "victory."


With Blackwater and other contractors, joint Special Forces, and an Army doing most of the heavy lifting in Afghanistan and Iraq, the USMC is an increasingly immaterial element of the DoD. What they don't need right now is some goon reinforcing their negative stereotypes.


In fact, the USMC should really be able to relate to Muslims right about now.
7 Responses to "Marines: forever making educated Americans cringe"
Anonymous said :
4/24/2010 01:24:00 PM
When I googled faux news I hoped I would coem across a site that was dedicated to pointing out the errors in fox "news". How wrong was I, as a former Marine who happens to hate faux news, your article offended me, not so much for insulting Marines with sweeping generalizations, but for in a single "article" debasing yourself so that you live up to the very same horrible ideals that faux news does, the site you imply you make fun of. Really, we all have moments when we want to rant, but this really was pathetic, no wonder there are 0 comments on all these articles, they are shit and this website is a waste of what could be a good webspace for pointing out all that is wrong with "faux". At best you are no better than them, at worst you enforce their views. I'm all for free speech, but don't expect not to be called out when you're an idiot.

Sincerely,

The Internet
Anonymous said :
5/08/2010 04:46:00 PM
I couldn't be happier that he hit a priest over the head,
Anonymous said :
8/26/2010 06:21:00 AM
Wasn't it a liberal obamite that hit the old lady w/a campaign sign during the presidential race?
Anonymous said :
9/05/2010 01:17:00 PM
At best, this whole website is equivalent to a dirty diaper (Full of S*#t, Stinky, and belongs in the trash).
Anonymous said :
9/05/2010 01:29:00 PM
Too bad this article says so much more about the writer than it does the Marine Corps. Ignorance defines the very premise of the liberal argument.
Anonymous said :
9/05/2010 01:33:00 PM
"Allow me to drop my liberal mindset...." You did, and it looks like a dirty diaper!
Anonymous said :
3/05/2011 04:52:00 AM
As a Marine reading this article, I can say it made my blood boil. You have no idea what we put up with to do what we do. But, it's okay to bash us, to compare us to terrorists, and to insinuate that we rape and pillage everything. That's your right. However, some of the most intelligent people I have met in my life are Marines. You can't generalize us by the acts of a few. And to say the USMC is an immaterial element of the DoD is ridiculous. Tell that to some grunts in Marjah and see what they have to say to you. I pity you for being so ignorant as to publish this article.

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